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100 Worst Movies of All Time
It'south bad movies galore as nosotros encounter the Rottenest of the Rotten: 100 movies that scored less than 5% with the critics on the Tomatometer!
You're going to see lots of 0% movies, and in that location's even more than out there, but the ones on this list all accept at to the lowest degree 20 reviews. We wanted to brand certain the movies we're "vouching" for as the worst ever have inflicted a minimum threshold of agony on critics. And the 20-review entry applies for every other movie on this list, and that includes the usual suspects of garbage picture palace, like the deep space train wreckBattlefield Earth, the box part turkey (turtle?)The Master of Disguise, Netflix's lazy westernThe Ridiculous 6, and flaccid softcoreKilling Me Softly (which also makes a dubious appearance in the200 all-time and worst erotic movies).
Yous may also annotation a number of significant stinkers are from the past xx years. It's not only because Uwe Boll was employed during this time menses. And, by the way, he's actually beat past dubious directing duo Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, who takefour movies on the list. Instead, it's the fact more reviews are being written and collected than ever before, so today's disasters have a meliorate take chances of vaunting over 20 reviews. (And for movies that share the same score, more reviews ways you're placed higher within the ranking.)
Only fret not: Plenty of yesteryear's bombs are hither. After all, the decade that producedMac & Me has a lot to business relationship for. Some of the classic trash featured includes the soul-suckingMortal Kombat: Annihilation,Speed 2: Cruise Control (run into what happens when you throw Keanu overboard?), off-the-deep-endJaws: The Revenge, and prime directive-violatingRoboCop three.
What y'allwon't see: Some legendary bad movies like Cats , Birdemic , and The Room , all of which accept cleared at least a x% Tomatometer. That'due south right, they weretoo good. And Miami Connectedness and Programme 9 From Outer Space are actually Fresh!
Now that we set the mood for truly bad movies, start the most painful watchlist yous'll always brand with the 100 worst movies of all time!
#100
Adjusted Score: 8312%
Critics Consensus: Mac and Me is duly infamous: non simply is information technology a pale imitation of East.T., it's besides a thinly-veiled feature length commercial for McDonalds and Coca-Cola.
Synopsis: A young extraterrestrial, separated from its family and stranded on Earth, finds friendship with a boy in a wheelchair.... [More than]
#99
Adjusted Score: 4402%
Critics Consensus: Featuring mostly wooden performances, laughable dialogue, and shoddy production values, In the Name of the King fulfills all expectations of an Uwe Boll motion-picture show.
Synopsis: Equally war looms in an idyllic kingdom, a human being named Farmer (Jason Statham) begins a heroic quest to find his... [More]
#98
Adjusted Score: 4638%
Critics Consensus: Plagued past paper-sparse characterizations and a hackneyed script, Textile Girls fails to live up to even the minimum standards of its genre.
Synopsis: 2 sibling cosmetics heiresses (Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff) must grow up speedily when a company scandal leaves them penniless. Though... [More than]
#97
Adjusted Score: 4606%
Critics Consensus: BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.
Synopsis: In 18th-century Romania, after spending much of her life in a traveling circus, human-vampire hybrid Rayne (Kristanna Loken) escapes and... [More than]
#96
Adjusted Score: 4692%
Critics Consensus: A Little Flake of Heaven subjects viewers to a whole bunch of schmaltz - and strands Kate Hudson and Gael García Bernal in a fatally misguided film.
Synopsis: New Orleans ad executive Marley Corbett (Kate Hudson) is a free-spirited adult female who embraces her piece of cake sexuality, shuns commitment, and... [More]
#95
Adapted Score: 4531%
Critics Consensus: All the same another anticipated variation on the hoary old haunted-house movie, Darkness is an illogical, portentous mess.
Synopsis: Paul (Stephan Enquist) and his older sister, Regina (Anna Paquin), unpack and settle into their new country home with their... [More]
#94
Adjusted Score: 6322%
Critics Consensus: Lacking the dial and good cheer of The Incredibles and Sky Loftier, Zoom is a dull and laugh-gratuitous affair.
Synopsis: Capt. Zoom, or Jack (Tim Allen), as he is now known, has long since given upwards his career of fighting... [More]
#93
Adapted Score: 6380%
Critics Consensus: The Fog is a and then-and so remake of a and then-so movie, lacking scares, suspense or originality.
Synopsis: The prosperous town of Antonio Bay, Ore., is born in blood, as the town's founders get their money by murdering... [More]
#92
Adjusted Score: 6631%
Critics Consensus: Speed 2 falls far short of its predecessor, thanks to laughable dialogue, thin characterization, unsurprisingly familiar plot devices, and activity sequences that fail to generate any excitement.
Synopsis: Annie (Sandra Bullock) is looking forrard to a Caribbean cruise with her cop boyfriend, Alex (Jason Patric), who purchased the... [More]
#91
Adjusted Score: 6664%
Critics Consensus: The Covenant plays out like a teen lather opera, full of pretty faces, wooden acting, laughable dialogue, and little suspense.
Synopsis: In the 17th century, five families with supernatural powers make a pact of silence. Eventually one power-hungry family is banished.... [More]
#90
Adjusted Score: 8265%
Critics Consensus: Flatliners falls flat equally a horror movie and fails to improve upon its source material, rendering this reboot dead on inflow.
Synopsis: 5 medical students embark on a daring and unsafe experiment to gain insight into the mystery of what lies across... [More]
#89
Adjusted Score: 5980%
Critics Consensus: Happily N'Ever Later has none of the moxy, edge, or postmodern wit of the other fairy-tales-gone-haywire CG movie it then blatantly rips off.
Synopsis: Fairy Tale Country becomes a realm of happy endings gone wrong when Cinderella's wicked stepmother, Frieda (Sigourney Weaver), joins forces... [More]
#88
Adjusted Score: 6179%
Critics Consensus: Code Name: The Cleaner is a limp action/comedy picture show that alternates betwixt lame, worn-out jokes and cheesy martial arts.
Synopsis: When Jake (Cedric the Entertainer) awakes one morning in a strange hotel room, he finds himself in a flake of... [More than]
#87
Adjusted Score: 7128%
Critics Consensus: A star-studded turkey, Movie 43 is loaded with gleefully offensive and often scatological gags, only it's largely bereft of laughs.
Synopsis: Twelve directors, including Peter Farrelly, Griffin Dunne and Brett Ratner, contributed to this collection of outrageous spoofs and stories. A... [More]
#86
Adjusted Score: 6514%
Critics Consensus: The Adventures of Pluto Nash is neither adventurous nor funny, and Eddie Murphy is on autopilot in this notorious box office flop.
Synopsis: "Pluto Nash" is an activeness one-act assault the moon in the year 2087, starring Eddie White potato as the title... [More]
#85
Adjusted Score: 7093%
Critics Consensus: Witlessly wide and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight pace frontwards for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.
Synopsis: Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must detect a... [More]
#84
Adapted Score: 7453%
Critics Consensus: Witless, unfocused, and arguably misogynistic, Playing for Keeps is a dispiriting, everyman-common-denominator Hollywood rom-com.
Synopsis: Long past his soccer-playing heyday, George Dryer (Gerard Butler) is struggling financially and failing in his try to reconcile with... [More]
#83
Adjusted Score: 7462%
Critics Consensus: A romantic one-act that's neither funny nor particularly romantic, Serving Sara is a forgettable fourth dimension waster.
Synopsis: When Sara (Elizabeth Hurley) is served divorce papers while she is in New York, she is stunned. Not well-nigh to... [More]
#82
Adjusted Score: 8522%
Critics Consensus: A strained, laugh-free sequel, The Whole Ten Yards recycles its predecessor's cast and plot merely not its wit or reason for being.
Synopsis: After faking his death, former killer-for-hire Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) retires to Mexico with his new wife, Jill... [More]
#81
Adjusted Score: 9397%
Critics Consensus: A murky thriller with few chills, Godsend features ludicrous dialogue, by-the-numbers plotting, and an excess of inexpensive shocks.
Synopsis: After Paul Duncan (Greg Kinnear) and his wife, Jessie (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos), lose their young son, Adam (Cameron Bright), in an... [More]
#80
Adjusted Score: 9860%
Critics Consensus: Overly reliant on caricatures and defective any human insight, Because I Said Then is an unfunny, cliche-ridden mess.
Synopsis: Daphne Wilder (Diane Keaton) is the proud mother of three women: Milly (Mandy Moore), Maggie (Lauren Graham) and Mae (Piper... [More]
#79
Adjusted Score: 4122%
Critics Consensus: About as funny as a keelhauling, McHale's Navy will go out most viewers feeling they've been the victim of a especially dishonorable belch.
Synopsis: Shopkeeper McHale (Tom Arnold) is called back to helm the PT-73 and relieve a Caribbean island from anything.... [More]
#78
Adjusted Score: 4409%
Critics Consensus: Aside from an opportunity to picket a mustachioed Nicolas Cage acting from nether a wig and behind a prosthetic olfactory organ, Armory has depressingly little to offer.
Synopsis: The Lindel brothers, Mikey and JP, but had each other to rely on growing up. As adults, JP finds success... [More]
#77
Adjusted Score: 3349%
Critics Consensus: Equally pretentious as it is hopelessly clichéd, this Twelve is closer to zero.
Synopsis: A loftier-school dropout (Chace Crawford) sells drugs to his wealthy onetime classmates.... [More than]
#76
Adjusted Score: 3421%
Critics Consensus: Overly formulaic and tonally inconsistent, Getting Even with Dad tries for a sentimental conclusion it doesn't earn and winds up a slapsticky cash catch aimed at fans of Home Alone.
Synopsis: Con man Ray Gleason (Ted Danson) is going afterwards 1 last heist -- a stash of rare coins -- when... [More than]
#75
Adjusted Score: 3501%
Critics Consensus: Passion Play has a terrific bandage, but don't exist fooled - the simply existent question at the center of this misbegotten mystery is what its stars were thinking.
Synopsis: A washed-up musician (Mickey Rourke) tries to protect an enigmatic winged woman (Megan Play tricks) from a merciless gangster (Bill Murray)... [More than]
#74
Adjusted Score: 3390%
Critics Consensus: The Darkness clumsily relies on an array of genre tropes, leaving only the decidedly non-frightening ghost of superior horror films in its wake.
Synopsis: Peter Taylor (Kevin Salary), his wife Bronny and their two children render to Los Angeles later a fun-filled holiday to... [More]
#73
Adapted Score: 2648%
Critics Consensus: Employing multiple cinematic clichés and milking stale performances, Deal proves inadequate for even the lowly regarded poker movie genre.
Synopsis: Tommy Vinson (Burt Reynolds), a sometime cardsharp, gave up poker years ago when his wife threatened to leave him. Tommy... [More]
#72
Adjusted Score: 2637%
Critics Consensus: A severely misguided and inept comedy incapable of even telling its unmarried joke properly.
Synopsis: Innocent Midwesterner Bucky Larson (Nick Swardson) works in a dead-end job as a grocery bagger and has never fifty-fifty kissed... [More]
#71
Adjusted Score: 4569%
Critics Consensus: Downward to Y'all is ruined by a bland, by-the-numbers plot and an awful script.
Synopsis: College coeds in New York City, Al (Freddie Prinze Jr.), the son of a celebrity chef (Henry Winkler), and Imogen... [More]
#70
Adjusted Score: 4563%
Critics Consensus: A grungy, disjointed, mostly brainless mess of a movie, House of the Dead is notwithstanding loaded with unintentional laughs.
Synopsis: Simon (Tyron Leitso) and Greg (Volition Sanderson) meet a group of friends and gear up out to attend a rave on... [More]
#69
Adjusted Score: 5034%
Critics Consensus: The Apparition fails to offer anything original, isn't peculiarly scary, and offers so little in the way of dramatic momentum that it'due south more probable to put you to sleep than thrill you.
Synopsis: Plagued by frightening occurrences in their home, Kelly (Ashley Greene) and Ben (Sebastian Stan) acquire that a university'south parapsychology experiment... [More]
#68
Adapted Score: 5163%
Critics Consensus: The Mod Squad aims for stylish cool and thrilling risk, but collapses in an incoherent jumble of dated source material and unintentional hilarity.
Synopsis: Julie (Claire Danes) is on her manner to jail for assault. Arsonist Linc (Omar Epps) is looking at serious prison... [More]
#67
Adapted Score: 3961%
Critics Consensus: Melodramatic and weighed downward with featherbrained dialogue, Deuces Wild is a forgettable, overheated thriller that leaves no cliche unturned.
Synopsis: Leon (Stephen Dorff) and Bobby (Brad Renfro) are brothers who, with their friends, are determined to maintain the way of... [More than]
#66
Adjusted Score: 5911%
Critics Consensus: Devoid of chills, thrills, or even cheap titillation, The Roommate isn't even bad enough to be good.
Synopsis: When Sara (Minka Kelly), a young pattern educatee from Iowa, arrives for college in Los Angeles, she is eager to... [More]
#65
Adjusted Score: 5475%
Critics Consensus: Seagal is now also beefy to brand a convincing action hero, and One-half Past Dead is likewise empty-headed and incoherent to deliver whatever visceral kicks.
Synopsis: Criminal mastermind Donny/49er Ane (Morris Chestnut) has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a high-tech prison in order to... [More]
#64
Adjusted Score: 4988%
Critics Consensus: As frustrating equally a 404 error, Fear Dot Com is a fashionable, incoherent, and oft nasty mess with few scares.
Synopsis: When four bodies are discovered amongst the industrial decay and urban grime of New York Metropolis, advised young detective Mike... [More]
#63
Adjusted Score: 5753%
Critics Consensus: Anoint the Child squanders its talented bandage on a plot that'southward more likely to inspire unintentional laughs than shivers.
Synopsis: When Maggie'southward sister Jenna saddles her with an autistic newborn named Cody she touches Maggie'southward heart and becomes the daughter... [More]
#62
Adjusted Score: 6275%
Critics Consensus: Although information technology features an inexplicably committed performance from Al Pacino, Jack and Jill is impossible to recommend on whatever level whatsoever.
Synopsis: Thanksgiving is usually a happy fourth dimension, but ad executive Jack (Adam Sandler) dreads the vacation because his twin sister, Jill... [More]
#61
Adapted Score: 6620%
Critics Consensus: Removing the social critique of the original, this updated version of Rollerball is violent, confusing, and choppy. Klein makes for a banal hero.
Synopsis: Jonathan (Chris Klein) is the most popular player in the fastest and most extreme sport of all time: rollerball. Along... [More]
#60
Adjusted Score: 7551%
Critics Consensus: Ugly, campy, and poorly acted, Battleground Earth is a stunningly misguided, aggressively bad sci-fi folly.
Synopsis: In the yr 3000, there are no countries, no cities... Earth is a wasteland. And man is an endangered species.... [More]
#59
Adapted Score: 8721%
Critics Consensus: Monotonously fast-paced to the signal of exhaustion, Getaway offers a reminder of the dangers in attempting to speed by coherent editing, character development, sensible dialogue, and an interesting plot.
Synopsis: Though he used to race cars for a living, Brent Magna (Ethan Hawke) is at present pitted confronting the clock in... [More]
#58
Adjusted Score: 2931%
Critics Consensus: The Haunting of Molly Hartley is a rather lifeless horror endeavor, with a pedestrian plot and few scares.
Synopsis: After surviving a fell attack by her insane mother, teenage Molly (Haley Bennett) is eager to become a fresh starting time... [More]
#57
Adjusted Score: 3868%
Critics Consensus: A wholly misguided tribute to its discipline'south searing talent and enduring impact, Nina is the cinematic equivalent of a covers projection featuring all the wrong artists.
Synopsis: Manager Clifton Henderson (David Oyelowo) helps vocaliser and pianist Nina Simone (Zoe Saldana) rediscover her dearest for music.... [More than]
#56
Adjusted Score: 3139%
Critics Consensus: Kickin' It Old Skool is one big unfunny popular civilisation reference that doesn't feature many laughs.
Synopsis: At a talent prove in 1986, young Justin Schumacher suffers a head injury and slips into a coma. Twenty years... [More]
#55
Adapted Score: 3259%
Critics Consensus: Flat management and actors who look embarrassed to be onscreen make Baby Geniuses worse than the premise suggests.
Synopsis: Evil partners (Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd) experiment on an baby and transport his twin to a reputable research plant nursery.... [More]
#54
Adjusted Score: 3261%
Critics Consensus: Strange Wilderness is a express joy-free comedy that's both bumming and overly crass.
Synopsis: Peter Gaulke takes over, when his father, a respected wild fauna Boob tube host dies, but receives far less success. When the... [More]
#53
Adjusted Score: 3261%
Critics Consensus: A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.
Synopsis: When Xerxes (Ken Davitian), the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, Male monarch Leonidas (Sean Maguire)... [More]
#52
Adjusted Score: 5678%
Critics Consensus: With its shallow characters, low budget special furnishings, and mindless fight scenes, Mortal Kombat - Annihilation offers minimal plot development and manages to underachieve the low bar fix past its predecessor.
Synopsis: Every generation, a portal opens up between the Outerworld and Earth. Emperor Shao-Kahn (Brian Thompson), ruler of the mythical Outerworld,... [More]
#51
Adjusted Score: 3364%
Critics Consensus: Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King's Ransom is an utterly inept would-exist comedy.
Synopsis: When the rich and arrogant Malcolm King (Anthony Anderson) informs his wife, Renee (Kellita Smith), that he plans to divorce... [More]
#50
Adapted Score: 2338%
Critics Consensus: As far as westerns go, Texas Rangers is strictly mediocre stuff.
Synopsis: Texas, 1875. In a land without justice, where chaos reigns, one legendary homo, Leander McNelly (Dylan McDermott), is chosen to... [More]
#49
Adjusted Score: 2691%
Critics Consensus: Dull and unfunny, One For the Money wastes Katherine Heigl's talents on a stunningly generic comic thriller.
Synopsis: New Jersey native Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) has plenty of attitude, even if she is broke after six months of... [More]
#48
Adapted Score: 2569%
Critics Consensus: A wearisome, soapy potboiler that lacks the energy to authorize every bit a guilty pleasure, The In Crowd is undone by slow pacing, poor acting, and a stunning lack of originality.
Synopsis: Adrien Williams has spent time at a psychiatric infirmary, learning to come to terms with a troubled past and is... [More]
#47
Adapted Score: 3175%
Critics Consensus: This heartfelt but incompetent, cliche-ridden sports moving picture is the cinematic equivalent of an airball.
Synopsis: The lives of a gifted athlete (Wesley Jonathan) and his best friend (Anthony Mackie) modify when they accept a fateful... [More]
#46
Adjusted Score: 3283%
Critics Consensus: A crude comedy with aught new or insightful to say almost the subjects it satirizes.
Synopsis: Four adult orphans (Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Faune Chambers, Jayma Mays) have an incredible adventure in a spoof of blockbuster... [More than]
#45
Adjusted Score: 2308%
Critics Consensus: Yea verily, like unto a plague of locusts, Left Behind hath begat a further scourge of devastation upon Nicolas Cage's in one case-proud filmography.
Synopsis: The unabridged planet is thrown into mayhem when millions of people disappear without a trace -- all that remains are... [More]
#44
Adjusted Score: 3485%
Critics Consensus: Returning to their seemingly bottomless well of flatulence sense of humour, racial stereotypes, and dried popular culture gags, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have produced what is arguably their worst Movie yet.
Synopsis: During a fateful night, a group of impossibly attractive xx-somethings (Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Kim Kardashian) must dodge a serial... [More]
#43
Adjusted Score: 4029%
Critics Consensus: A mirthless, fairly desperate family unit moving picture, Daddy Day Army camp relies besides heavily on actual functions for comedic upshot, resulting in plenty of cheap gags but no laughs.
Synopsis: Spurred on by their wives' insistence that their children attend summer campsite, daycare entrepreneurs Charlie Hinton (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and... [More]
#42
Adjusted Score: 4106%
Critics Consensus: An ill-concieved endeavor to utilize Dana Carvey's talent for mimicry, The Master of Disguise is an irritating, witless farce weighted down by sophomoric gags.
Synopsis: Pistachio Disguisey (Dana Carvey), a genial waiter at his father Frabbrizio's (James Brolin) Italian eating house, possesses an uncanny knack for... [More]
#41
Adjusted Score: 5935%
Critics Consensus: Inept on nearly every level, Solitary in the Dark may not work every bit a thriller, but it's good for some head-slapping, incredulous laughter.
Synopsis: When the investigations of supernatural detective Edward Carnby (Christian Slater) lead him to uncover a long-lost tribe called the Abskani,... [More]
#twoscore
Adjusted Score: 6212%
Critics Consensus: An implausible, overheated potboiler that squanders a stellar cast, Twisted is a clichéd, risible whodunit.
Synopsis: Recently promoted and transferred to the homicide partition, Inspector Jessica Shepard (Ashley Judd) feels force per unit area to prove herself -- and... [More]
#39
Critics Consensus: Shallow and brackish, Dark Tide fails to rise.
Synopsis: A traumatized shark practiced (Halle Berry) must battle her own fears to atomic number 82 a thrill-seeking businessman on a dive into... [More]
#38
Critics Consensus: With plot points Stolen from countless superior films, this would-be thriller squanders a solid cast on overly serious and suspense-free storytelling.
Synopsis: A detective (Jon Hamm) becomes obsessed with solving a child's fifty-year-old murder, uncovering hit similarities between the case and his... [More than]
#37
Critics Consensus: Though earnestly directed, Constellation lacks dramatic fireworks and eventually falls into Telly-moving-picture show sentimentality.
Synopsis: The continuing legacy of a long-agone, interracial dear matter forms the backdrop for a tale of an extended Southern family unit's... [More]
#36
Adjusted Score: 952%
Critics Consensus: Don't sentinel this alleged one-act looking for more than than pained performances in support of ill-advised ageist jokes, considering that'south all Folks! has to offer.
Synopsis: When Jon (Tom Selleck), a well-heeled professional, visits his mother, Mildred (Anne Jackson), in the infirmary, he's unaware of how... [More than]
#35
Critics Consensus: Utterly, completely, thoroughly and astonishingly unfunny, Police force Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol sends a once-innocuous franchise plummeting to agonizing new depths.
Synopsis: Feeling that his squad is not upwardly to snuff, a constabulary commander comes up with an unorthodox plan to rent... [More than]
#34
Adjusted Score: four%
Critics Consensus: Simon Sez no thing how starved you are for something to watch, at that place has to be a amend pick than this dreadfully misguided action thriller.
Synopsis: Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is gathering information nearly the weapons trade on the French Riviera and trying to pinpoint... [More]
#33
Adapted Score: 502%
Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.
Synopsis: To get back in the skilful graces of her murderous boss (Bruce Willis), a seductive thief (Claire Forlani) recruits an... [More than]
#32
Adjusted Score: 434%
Critics Consensus: Bereft of characterization or even satisfying rock 'em sock 'em, Max Steel feels similar futzing with an action figure without any babyhood imagination.
Synopsis: Teenager Max McGrath (Ben Winchell) discovers that his body tin generate the about powerful energy in the universe. Steel (Josh... [More]
#31
Adapted Score: 4661%
Critics Consensus: A trifecta of failure for writer-managing director-star Keenen Ivory Wayans, A Depression Downwards Dirty Shame lives repeatedly and resolutely downward to its title.
Synopsis: After striking a wall in his case confronting drug kingpin Ernesto Mendoza (Andrew Divoff), private eye Andre Shame (Keenen Ivory... [More]
#xxx
Critics Consensus: Never aiming higher than threadbare jokes and offensive attempts at politically incorrect humor, Transylmania is a vampire one-act that truly sucks.
Synopsis: College students make it at a Romanian castle for a semester abroad, unaware that the place is infested with vampires.... [More]
#29
Critics Consensus: This overly wacky farce strains for composure but lacks shine and a coherent narrative.
Synopsis: A gay homo (Stanislas Merhar) tells a adult female (Jane Birkin) impersonating a psychiatrist that he witnessed a murder.... [More than]
#28
Critics Consensus: Respected manager Chen Kaige'southward first English-linguistic communication moving-picture show is a spectacularly misguided erotic thriller, with ludicrous plot twists and cringe-worthy dialogue.
Synopsis: A adult female (Heather Graham) grows suspicious of her decision-making husband (Joseph Fiennes) after she discovers secrets about the women in... [More]
#27
Adjusted Score: 571%
Critics Consensus: Bolero combines a ludicrous storyline and wildly mismatched cast in its drastic attempts to titillate, but only succeeds in arousing boredom.
Synopsis: A 1920s English heiress (Bo Derek) seeks ecstasy with a sheik in Kingdom of morocco and a bullfighter (Andrea Occhipinti) in Espana.... [More]
#26
Adapted Score: fourscore%
Critics Consensus: A lazy drove of obsession thriller clichés, Homecoming will leave viewers wishing they'd opted for a lopsided football game and some bad-mannered dancing instead.
Synopsis: A jealous woman (Mischa Barton) plots revenge after her former fellow (Matt Long) returns to their hometown with a pretty... [More]
#25
Adjusted Score: 125%
Critics Consensus: There should have been just 1.
Synopsis: In this sci-fi/fantasy sequel, Connor MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) has become an elderly man subsequently losing his immortality. Living in a... [More]
#24
Adjusted Score: 776%
Critics Consensus: The Disappointments Room lives down to its championship with a thrill-gratuitous thriller that presumably left its stars filled with regret - and threatens to do the same for audiences.
Synopsis: Dana (Kate Beckinsale), her husband David and their 5-year-old son Lucas start a new life after moving from the hustle... [More]
#23
Adjusted Score: 50%
Critics Consensus: Look Who's Talking Now: Wait away.
Synopsis: James (John Travolta) and Mollie Ubriacco (Kirstie Alley) are expanding the family once more, this time with Rocks the mutt (Danny... [More than]
#22
Adjusted Score: 66%
Critics Consensus: This sequel to Sabbatum Night Fever is shockingly embarrassing and unnecessary, trading the original's dramatic depth for a serial of uninspired trip the light fantastic toe sequences.
Synopsis: Six years afterwards his glittering triumph in the disco trip the light fantastic contest of "Saturday Dark Fever," an older and wiser Tony... [More]
#21
Adjusted Score: 343%
Critics Consensus: Redline has plenty of bad acting, laughable dialogue, and luxury cars.
Synopsis: Natasha (Nadia Bjorlin) is an aspiring vocalist and an ace driver. She gets a gig illegally racing flashy sports cars... [More]
#20
Adjusted Score: 4051%
Critics Consensus: Rather than heady audiences with a thrilling race confronting time, Shadow Conspiracy suggests in that location may be a secret cabal duping talented actors into selecting woefully deficient scripts.
Synopsis: Presidential aide Bobby Bishop (Charlie Sheen) runs into an one-time professor who tells him of a secret plot to assassinate... [More than]
#19
Adjusted Score: 981%
Critics Consensus: No demand for a quarantine -- enthusiasm for this inert remake is not contagious.
Synopsis: Fresh out of college, five friends (Nadine Crocker, Matthew Daddario, Samuel Davis) face up the horrors of a flesh-eating virus while... [More]
#18
Adjusted Score: 242%
Critics Consensus: 3 Strikes lacks direction and its depression-forehead humor isn't even that funny.
Synopsis: Rob Douglas (Brian Hooks) is just released from jail. The state adopts a "3 strikes" rule for felons that involves... [More]
#17
Adapted Score: 185%
Critics Consensus: Wagons East! is a witless, toothless satire of Westerns that falls far beneath the standard set by Blazing Saddles, and is notable only for being John Candy's final screen functioning.
Synopsis: When a grouping of dissatisfied settlers decides they've had enough of the Wild West, they hire James Harlow (John Candy),... [More]
#xvi
Adjusted Score: 443%
Critics Consensus: Hateful-spirited and hopelessly short on comic invention, Problem Child is a particularly unpleasant comedy, one that'south loaded with manic scenery chewing and juvenile pranks.
Synopsis: Ben (John Ritter) is a practiced-hearted guy who's always wanted a son of his own, but so far he and... [More]
#15
Adjusted Score: 224%
Critics Consensus: Despite its lush tropical scenery and attractive leads, Return to the Blue Lagoon is as ridiculous every bit its predecessor, and lacks the prurience and unintentional laughs that might make information technology a guilty pleasure.
Synopsis: When widow Sarah Hargrave (Lisa Pelikan) washes ashore on a tropical isle with her daughter and adopted son, she learns... [More]
#14
Adjusted Score: 438%
Critics Consensus: Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic incorrect-headedness.
#13
Adapted Score: 1315%
Critics Consensus: London Fields bungles its beloved source fabric and an intriguingly eclectic cast, leaving audiences with a would-exist neo-noir of interest just to the morbidly curious.
Synopsis: Clairvoyant femme fatale Nicola Half-dozen has been living with a night premonition of her impending death by murder. She begins... [More]
#12
Adapted Score: 1341%
Critics Consensus: Stratton'due south action-thriller ambitions are roundly thwarted past a derivative story, misguided casting, and a depression-budget experience underscored by unimpressive set pieces.
Synopsis: After the death of his American counterpart, an MI6 amanuensis and his squad must race against time to stop a... [More than]
#11
Adjusted Score: 1891%
Critics Consensus: Every bit as lazily offensive as its bandage and concept would suggest, The Ridiculous Six is standard couch fare for Adam Sandler fanatics and must-avoid viewing for picture enthusiasts of every other persuasion.
Synopsis: White Knife, an orphan raised past Native Americans, discovers that five outlaws are really his half-brothers. Together, they prepare out... [More]
#10
Adjusted Score: 1406%
Critics Consensus: Night Crimes is a rote, unpleasant thriller that fails to parlay its compelling true story and a committed Jim Carrey operation into fifty-fifty pocket-size chills.
Synopsis: A hard-boiled detective becomes suspicious of an author when the incidents described in his hit novel resemble the inner-workings of... [More]
#nine
Adjusted Score: 2601%
Critics Consensus: Illogical, tension-complimentary, and filled with cutting-rate special effects, Jaws: The Revenge is a distressing chapter in a once-proud franchise.
Synopsis: The family unit of widow Ellen Brody (Lorraine Gary) has long been plagued by shark attacks, and this unfortunate association continues... [More]
#viii
Adapted Score: 2259%
Critics Consensus: This Crime is punishment.
Synopsis: 2 men and a woman program the heist of the century before a government-broadcast indicate wipes out crime forever.... [More]
#7
Adjusted Score: 849%
Critics Consensus: It aspires to Farrelly-level offensiveness, merely the PG-13 rating and a dearth of decent gags renders Gold Diggers tame, toothless, and dull.
Synopsis: Calvin (Will Friedle) and Leonard (Chris Owen), two broke losers, are arrested for trying to rob rich old sisters Doris... [More]
#6
Adjusted Score: 1117%
Critics Consensus: A startling lack of gustation pervades Superbabies, a sequel offering further proof that bad jokes still aren't funny when coming from the mouths of babes.
Synopsis: Toddlers use their special abilities to stop a media mogul (Jon Voight) from altering the minds of children.... [More]
#v
Adjusted Score: 1172%
Critics Consensus: Roberto Benigni misfires wildly with this accommodation of Pinocchio, and the effect is an unfunny, poorly-fabricated, creepy vanity project.
Synopsis: A woodcarver creates a puppet (Roberto Benigni) that longs to become a real boy.... [More than]
#4
Adjusted Score: 2837%
Critics Consensus: Fuhgeddaboudit.
Synopsis: Raised on the streets of New York, young John Gotti found his way into the Gambino crime family, eventually having... [More]
#iii
Adjusted Score: 1887%
Critics Consensus: Dated jokes (A M Words was shot in 2008) and removing Eddie Irish potato'southward voice -- his greatest comedic asset -- dooms this painful mess from the start.
Synopsis: Jack McCall (Eddie Murphy) is a selfish literary agent whose fast-talking ways allow him to close whatever deal. His adjacent... [More]
#two
Adapted Score: 2815%
Critics Consensus: One of the weakest entries in the J-horror remake sweepstakes, Ane Missed Telephone call is undone by bland performances and shopworn shocks.
Synopsis: When Beth Raymond (Shannyn Sossamon) witnesses the deaths of ii friends, she knows there is more at work than just... [More]
#1
Adjusted Score: 3659%
Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.
Synopsis: Haunted by the mysterious death of his wife, Jeremiah Ecks (Antonio Banderas) has go a recluse, simply the former FBI... [More than]
Directed By: Kaos
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